Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I think they might taste good as breakfast cereal

@mavica shit, you're right, they would wouldn't they

@mavica then they get given a wheelbarrow full of transistors and told to make one themselves

@mavica now that I've thought of it I'd definitely buy some

wavy charcuterie

@mavica slalomi

it's cured sausage but curved around a bunch of sticks

@mavica aaa! I'm gonna have to get out the bunting and find a cake!

Price is right rules, I'm going for 12

So with the new .gay tld becoming available soonish please place your bets now on how many fediverse instances will pop up using it

I love our hedgehogs, but I'd love them even more if they didn't shit everywhere quite as much

Seriously, HOW DOES SO MUCH SHIT COME OUT OF SUCH SMOL CRITTERS!? IT MUST BE LIKE, HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT!

@cypnk Living in a little wooden hut in the CYBERFOREST

Vacheron Constantin have just released a new ladies' collection, Égérie

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/egerie-an-entirely-new-ladies-collection-from-vacheron-constantin

Not even slightly my style but they're quite nice

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@mavica @Atatra not quite all the ship, can always do with assistance from First Assistant Mavica Syrup

When we say the fediverse is less friendly to bad actors you'd think we mean trolls and other terrible people

We actually mean that William Shatner can't find you here

@mavica @evie thankfully no, we're still safe from shatner here

@mavica I dunno, was nice to be on the list

@mavica iterating over strings

@wigglytuffitout not sure what happens if the horse is also drunk, though

I'd assume it counts as drunk and disorderly in public?

@wigglytuffitout apparently someone has been done for doing exactly this in Florida though, so I think it's a state law thing