Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@noelle I was just about to go all "A TABLESPOON OF COFFEE PER MUG?!?!" but then I realised you were talking about ground coffee and not instant
@noelle sorry, think that might have been me
@mplouffe@scholar.social it's a 1/1 piece they made for sale so I'm not sure longevity is really their main concern
@mplouffe@scholar.social same
it looks very well done, but quite why they decided to turn a perfectly good watch into that I'll never know
someone got a Hamilton 992 railroad pocket watch and turned it into this
"EU to seek return of cultural artefacts under Brexit deal"
https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0218/1116159-elgin-marbles/
something something brexit something something loses its marbles
@noelle and of course, a litre of water is roughly a kilogram (actually 0.999975 kg) at 4 degrees Celsius and standard pressure if you fancy catching up with the rest of the world and using metric 
@noelle only US pints
for imperial pints use "a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter"
Britain, Culture, Random thoughts
@alice@playvicious.social but if you included money that was gained as a result of nicking anything that wasn't nailed down and putting flags on the things that were instead of just the physical artefacts we nicked then it could well be most of it
don't have any good figures on that
Britain, Culture, Random thoughts
@alice@playvicious.social the crown estates are mostly land and investments so probably not as much as you might think
the british museum, on the other hand, would be about 90% empty space though
Sam the Octopus
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Sam the Octopus
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@mavica I'm big squidgy stress ball
@mavica I think they might taste good as breakfast cereal
software cold take, petty
@mavica shit, you're right, they would wouldn't they
software cold take, petty
@mavica then they get given a wheelbarrow full of transistors and told to make one themselves
@mavica now that I've thought of it I'd definitely buy some
wavy charcuterie
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
