Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Leucrotta they were indeed also penguins, no information on if they were related or not though

they were all from the colony at edinburgh zoo though so they could be

Reminder that the commander in chief of the norwegian king's guard is Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III

Of more note is the fact that Sir Nils Olav III is a penguin

the hell is an "orbeez"?

@mavica I know nothing about the functionality but the old analog ones are aesthetic as hell

@zalasur@mastodon.technology yeah, made the account in 2018, tooted a couple times in 2019 IIRC

y'know when I said that the fediverse is somewhere you're safer from bad actors than on twitter?

seems I spoke too soon, appears Tommy Wiseau's found his masto account again

@alice@playvicious.social plague mask with a particulate filter would be both practical and stylish

me: *waiting in the getaway car during a heist*

other criminals: for the love of whatever deity you think holy, COULD YOU PLEASE STOP PLAYING JUDAS PRIEST AT TOP VOLUME?! YOU'RE ATTRACTING ATTENTION!

me: *jamming out* breaking the laaaAAAAWW!

technically any science @mavica does is computer science

@mavica shit, y'think that's what did it?

the universe saw planking and went "eh, that'll do"

(yes of course I always give him a little bit of milk)

our cat reggie needs ear drops

any time we give him the ear drops he gets all wiggly like "nope, sod this, fuck off, don't want" and tries to escape

any normal cat you'd expect to run off after we're done and let him go

not our reg

he makes a massive show of trying to escape then walks right back over to me and stands there all "milk now? been good cat. want milk"

@mavica bottoming-out eh?

@mavica mx clears are nice clicky and heavy

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

Pro-tip: it's only illegal if you get caught

also, if you do fuck it up and have a bubble of air in there you can say "oh, that's intentional, it adds a spirit level feature!"

Here's a good demonstration of what I know of as a "hydro mod" for a watch

It consists of filling a watch with an oil to give you a wider viewing angle underwater (due to refractive index stuff that I don't really know enough about optics to understand) and increased water resistance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu4T4Cy4eKQ

It's pretty cool, and not too difficult to do

@mavica how's the keysmashing action?

mavi's the best robot and so cute and good and nice and we all love the mavi!

@mavica softer paw paps required! the softest of paw paps