Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Notlike21@nerdculture.de maybe they standardised on human souls as the equivalent of our standardisation on AA batteries

like, bigger and smaller souls are available and get used but the celestial TV remote takes human ones

@revolverocelot alternatively "kitty! good soul-stealing kitty! such a good kitty! here have some milk pls don't curse our cows"

all these entities that "steal souls" and all that

what do they do with them?

are human souls like supernatural pogs?

@mavica hug! good cuddly octohugs for the mavi!

Talk loudly about your recent holiday in Milan and cough a few times to get your own personal carriage on the tube!

@envgen get issued a driver's license a mile long as they try and fail to fit everything on there

@envgen put the entire dictionary in there

reply "xyz is my middle name" to everything

fun thing to give your D&D group: wand of dis guy's elf

summons a random elven acquaintance of the person you use it on

@evie I think you might have another cat

@mavica huh, did not know that

all I know about pwm is turning stuff on and off really quickly

@mavica do it super quick for PWM!

I'm not sure if that would be better or worse than having them full on all the time

@a_breakin_glass calling CWs royal subjects

"one has written a toot you may opt-in to reading"

@mavica *wraps you up in a cosy bunrito and gives you tea*

@cypnk alternatively issue little electromagnets on strings

swinging around a space station like spiderman

@mavica that would have been super cool to go to

It is exceedingly rare for Rolex to co-brand their watches like this

The only other examples I can think of are COMEX, Oman, United Arab Emirates, and Saudi Arabia

So for them to do these for Domino's Pizza of all people is just really weird

Here's a fun bit of history

You might look at this watch and think "who the fuck would put a domino's pizza logo on a rolex?"

Short answer: Rolex did

Starting from the 1980's Domino's Pizza has had something called the "Rolex Challenge", if a franchise hits certain sales goals, the franchisee gets a Rolex from corporate

Domino's specifically orders these from Rolex, and the logo gets put on the watch in the Rolex factory

@Leucrotta this does imply that at some meeting somewhere the following took place:

King Harald V: I wanna give that penguin a knighthood

Advisor: Really Harald? You want to give a bird one of the highest honours you can bestow on someone?

Harald: lol

@Leucrotta Nils Olav was recruited with the rank of lance corporal in the regiment and rose to the rank of sergeant, Nils Olav II inherited his predecessor's rank and rose to "honourable regimental sergeant major", appointed to colonel-in-chief of the regiment, and given a knighthood, Nils Olav III then took over, inherited the positions and honours, and was promoted to brigadier