Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

(y'all really do matter though, a whole damn bunch)

you matter

unless you get multiplied by the speed of light squared

then you energy

I think that's how that works anyway

@sydneyfalk SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN THE TOPIARY

@a_breakin_glass pssst wanna buy some... counterfeit pronouns?

It's interesting to me how the rest of the internet in general seems to be referring to that virus as "coronavirus" and the fediverse is mostly opting for the more specific "COVID-19"

I'm not sure what that says about things if anything but it's a thing I've noticed

One for the Studio Ghibli fans, Seiko limited edition Porco Rosso watches

https://www.seikowatches.com/global-en/products/presage/special/ghibli2020limited/

H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

@colon_three yesh! here we go! AAGGHH!

Moped - Clocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKOnmIN0Tg

@mavica "I suspended 50 instances and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a stress-induced ulcer"

@mavica becoming the bittervets of the fediverse

@mavica I'll take the keys but as far as I'm concerned you're doing a sterling job of things

@mavica either that or we're so far ahead of it we've already blocked the belligerent parties before the meta happens?

I have no idea

@mavica mavi!

@mavica yeah, loads of people saying they "hate" xyz when what they really mean is that they mildly dislike it

hate when they do that

@mavica linus is this guy that's cool but you've just got to give him a little stick from time to time