Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica @salameleon@snouts.online depends if you're using IP over Trebuchet or not

Super high bandwidth, super high ping

also super high likelihood of getting arrested for criminal negligence when you accidentally hit someone with several terabytes worth of sd cards

look at this friend!

I wanna meet them and say hello and maybe give them food

I've never seen a badger in person

I wanna meet a badger

@douglasfur black pudding, yeah

oh my god

(also yes, we have a national pie week)

ooh, neat

3 new colourways for the Q Timex coming out soonish

Toilet paper has been in use since at least the 6th century CE

Splinter-free toilet paper was invented in 1935

@Jo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

@Notlike21@nerdculture.de maybe they standardised on human souls as the equivalent of our standardisation on AA batteries

like, bigger and smaller souls are available and get used but the celestial TV remote takes human ones

@revolverocelot alternatively "kitty! good soul-stealing kitty! such a good kitty! here have some milk pls don't curse our cows"

all these entities that "steal souls" and all that

what do they do with them?

are human souls like supernatural pogs?

@mavica hug! good cuddly octohugs for the mavi!

Talk loudly about your recent holiday in Milan and cough a few times to get your own personal carriage on the tube!

@envgen get issued a driver's license a mile long as they try and fail to fit everything on there

@envgen put the entire dictionary in there

reply "xyz is my middle name" to everything

fun thing to give your D&D group: wand of dis guy's elf

summons a random elven acquaintance of the person you use it on