Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

tired: oats

wired: goats

@mavica I have always found the design of those apeeling

@jk technically all of them if you count "mmm, yummy" as a mild psychoactive effect

@m1st meow meow! blub

@m1st ah, that kind of weird

still, meow meow meow meow meow

@m1st oh that does sound weird

uncomfy weird or just odd weird?

@m1st been a while, how is the kitty?

@m1st hi mist!

@shutsumon I know there's more risk to the workers than usual in the current climate but sacrifices must be made

@GwenfarsGarden had to be done

I see they're getting ready to set stonehenge forward an hour for british summer time

WHO WOULD WIN?

hundreds of years of swiss watchmaking tradition

- OR -

smol buzzy quartz bois

@mavica tüb

I know I've said this before but H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

apologies to those working in NHS sexual health clinics for whom giving them the clap brings back unwanted memories

a small bit of my brain keeps reading acnh as assassin's creed new horizons and imagining Isabelle leaping from a rooftop to stab Tom Nook

@mavica lots of little usb battery packs in your handbag to hand out for snacks

@mavica the commodore is keeping up with you

run faster

you must run away from the commodore

it has a knife!