Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Sinn also make a watch designed for firefighters

This is the EZM 7, the colour coded sections on the bezel display the amount of time firefighters can operate using various types of specialised breathing equipment

It also features their temperature resistant oils which improves rate stability at extreme temperatures

@penguin42 I'd think that if you had a watch without a rotating bezel, or just an internal rotating bezel, no crown protectors, and used a silicone pull-through strap like a NATO it might be fairly easily sterilised

I'm not sure of anyone else that makes anything specifically designed for easy sterilisation though

Especially not with the testing Sinn did of how all the parts would stand up to repeated disinfection with the chemicals they usually use in hospitals for the purpose

Some of the watch blogs are posting articles on the Sinn EZM 12 because of... current events, so fuck it, here we go

This is the Sinn EZM 12, a super cool watch they released a few years ago, designed for use by emergency medical personnel

It's got two timing bezels, one of which is marked with the "golden hour" and "platinum ten minutes" which I'm informed means something to medical people

It's also got a pulsometer and is really easy to take apart and sterilise with minimal tools

Good news! Sam the Octopus is now sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends!

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because...

APRIL FOOLS!

@alex@bigshoulders.city better than the walkers

as we all know, weebles wobble, but they don't fall down

@mavica day of the trans also sounds suspiciously similar to day of the triffids

new headcannon: the triffids are trans

@mavica TRANS DAY!

one of our hedgies has decided to accessorise their outfit with some leaves!

also, bonus magpie

@Anke UK, but I was lead to believe that we'd be taking fashion cues from our antipodean cousins

I had to go out to get some things and I didn't see one person wearing spiked leather

Nor did I see any heavily customised cars with lots of chrome

I'm beginning to think mad max lied to me

I am very disappointed

@halcy @jk why limit yourself to land? you could be in the sea! or in space!

@jk they actually all have greenscreens and all chose the same genre of stock image for their backgrounds

@mavica those toots are the best bun!

obviously wash your hands before and after as well

healing crystals are actually very effective at stopping you from catching coronavirus providing you lob them at anyone trying to get within 2 metres of you

@ActNebbish someone tells lovecraft that there's wavelengths of light outside of what we can see

lovecraft: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

*writes the color out of space*