Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Nine the feathers are heavier

you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds

Huh, TIL the Avesta, the Zoroastrian holy scriptures, specifically calls out hedgehogs as being good

@mavica that sounds like a cool road trip around the Mediterranean

@mavica I'm just waiting to hear aeiou aeiou john madden

@mavica ooh, neat

good ol' autohotkey

I've just seen a picture of that french guy that did that hydroxychoroquine "study" and oh my god he looks exactly like you'd expect him to

@jk also brewdog are bastards for not paying for marketing ideas

@jk @envgen we have emergency garlic

it's a jar of minced garlic in the cupboard

not nearly as good as fresh but in an emergency it works

@mavica movie mode would be an amazing addition

like, I'm not in the mood for playing but I want to see the story and it just plays all the cutscenes/cutscene-adjacent bits

@popstar@rage.love interestingly it's very similar to how you befriend crows

@etienne that's directly out of my garden!

I don't have a stream set up because effort but I post pictures now and then

The original Seiko 6105 is called the "Captain Willard" because Martin Sheen famously wore one in Apocalypse Now

Ooh, new Seiko releases!

Two new standard production watches, basically reincarnations of the Captain Willard

There was a limited edition release of something very similar last year but it's nice to see them in standard production (and at standard production prices, that limited edition was EXPENSIVE)

@djsundog "free shield"?

is this some sort of "with your shield or on it" threat?

It's actually a centuries-old misprint

Alexander the Great was also called Alexander III of "Mackereldom"

As he was a fish

In watch news Rolex, Tudor, Patek Phillipe, Chanel, and Chopard have all left Baselworld and will be doing their own show in collaboration with FHH in 2021

Remains to be seen if blackjack and hookers are involved

really wrinkles me brain how humpty dumpty is never referred to as an egg but we all know he is one

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