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@jk windy village hill

so somewhere producing beans I'd assume

@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!

@mavica just imagine an octopus with all their arms holding pompoms cheering you on

'cause there's an octopus with all arms holding pompoms cheering you on

wikipedia opinion 

@codl I like [citation needed] because it says to me "we're pretty sure this is right but we don't have the source handy so take it with a grain of salt", get rid of the rest of them by default though

@noelle oh god, I just noticed on their website that they do air with essential oils mixed in

of course they fucking do

@evie the only way I can think of doing that is by actually saying "first class carriages" instead of "the front"

there was a small explosion at a cheese factory 

no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie

@noelle @mavica we all know it'll need always on internet to download assets as they're used 'cause they skimped on hdd space

requires a minimum 200Mbps connection

@mavica "this shovel can hold up to 50,000 newtons of force!"

"okay, cool, but why would you want it to?"

@mavica grammar were invented by the victorians so they could feel superior to them with regional accents

I don't have any evidence that's true but it sounds about right

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one

@mavica oh, and if you throw yourself through a window it's autotransfenestration

of which Danilo Del Prete holds the guinness world record for by running through 24 panes of tempered glass

@mavica yes, but if you're throwing someone back into a window after they've been thrown out of it then it's refenestrate

and if you're throwing someone through a window instead of from a window it's transfenestrate

@mavica tony hawk's pro gator

the game where you ride on the backs of alligators

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