Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
standing ovations are a weird concept
like "that was so good I'll stand up and clap at you"
who came up with that?
@mavica you sofffffff
@mavica well done mavi!
thinkin' 'bout the video toaster
video toaster was cool
tony hawk's pro tater
the potato cooking simulator
"so, to run this you need an emu"
"an emulator"
"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"
@gdkar but you also don't 
but you do 
@jk windy village hill
so somewhere producing beans I'd assume
@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!
@mavica just imagine an octopus with all their arms holding pompoms cheering you on
'cause there's an octopus with all arms holding pompoms cheering you on
@mavica I've never used teams, how bad is it?
wikipedia opinion
@codl I like [citation needed] because it says to me "we're pretty sure this is right but we don't have the source handy so take it with a grain of salt", get rid of the rest of them by default though
@noelle oh god, I just noticed on their website that they do air with essential oils mixed in
of course they fucking do
@noelle it's... uh... actually been done
@mavica that is hella cool
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@evie the only way I can think of doing that is by actually saying "first class carriages" instead of "the front"
there was a small explosion at a cheese factory
no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie
the last good graphics demo was the boing ball 
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
