Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I mean, yes, duffel bags full of money, but what on earth led to that?

how the hell did just eat (uk equivalent of uber eats) manage to get Snoop Dogg to do their tv adverts?

@twitter@mastodon.technology @djsundog minus the quadcopter bit that's a thing

very good at wiggly walls

sea bunny

they're actually a type of sea slug but they look bunny-like and are cute

@mavica blubb!

@halcy their favourite data type is BOOlean

@Nine feel free to report them and I'll do the banhammery thing

@Siphonay@octodon.social eh, everyone was fine when the Normans did it

standing ovations are a weird concept

like "that was so good I'll stand up and clap at you"

who came up with that?

@mavica you sofffffff

@mavica well done mavi!

thinkin' 'bout the video toaster

video toaster was cool

tony hawk's pro tater

the potato cooking simulator

"so, to run this you need an emu"

"an emulator"

"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"

@jk windy village hill

so somewhere producing beans I'd assume

@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!

@mavica just imagine an octopus with all their arms holding pompoms cheering you on

'cause there's an octopus with all arms holding pompoms cheering you on