Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica kinda wanna get a bunch of hairspray and make it go up instead as a squobit-tail should

the chicken thief was back!

adorable little hedgehog came by again and ate some chicken that we had out for the cats

looks like they might be living next door, they went through the gate into next door's garden to leave

@mavica try the new improved PorgChamp! The best tool for handling porgs

@joshua if cheap interplanetary travel becomes available in my lifetime I'm totally going to fake a moon landing in a soundstage on mars

This is a crime against watchmaking

https://youtu.be/nQopIvE4U78

I want to know what Dominic Cummings has on Boris

It's gotta be some entertaining shit for him not to be fired yet

@wigglytuffitout *general comes up to superman*

"good morning"

*breaks handcuffs effortlessly as he goes to shake their hand*

*everyone is shocked, stares at superman's hand*

"oh... uh... sorry"

*superman sheepishly puts his hands back behind his back*

I'd have thought that after the UK made organ donation an opt-out thing then it'd be easier to donate

But no, they're all "WHAT THE HELL?!" and "WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A DOZEN SPLEENS IN A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG?!" and "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

@TheGibson I'm just annoyed that they've been holding that kinda nanoscale tech back

Imagine the processor speeds we could get if they made them out of vaccines!

@wigglytuffitout one of my favourite quotes from her is when she was asked how long it takes to do her hair

"I don't know, I'm never there when it happens"

riding waves on a board while dressed as a peasant from the middle ages

or; serfing

lil friend ate what was a decent handful of chicken and is now munching happily on biscuits

turns out hedgehogs really love roast chicken

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

@mavica *reading the article title*

lol, "cumgate", what did the yanks do now?

*reads further*

oh. oh no.

@mavica me, in the past: "haha, which messed up country would have a political disaster called "cumgate"?"

"wait, shit, that's us"

@twitter@mastodon.technology also so there's space marines

tony hawk's pro skate