Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

for quite a while I assumed that "instagram" was an app that ordered you cocaine for delivery

@mavica "oh hey, you should use linux! it's super configurable and can run on all kinds of things!"

"except that, it's a ballache to use on that, and we didn't put in a setting to change it"

"Dominic Cummings cutout appears at rugby league match in Australia"

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/29/dominic-cummings-cutout-appears-at-rugby-league-match-in-sydney-australia

@DotFiveNine hello! welcome!

hey, on the bright side that explosion looked big enough that some of the parts might have made it to space

@wigglytuffitout I seem to recall that that game actually had a decent tutorial mode, might be worth trying that

@mavica there's a benjamin button/button as in electronic switch joke in here somewhere but I just can't seem to grasp it

if you'd like to go all extra credit then maybe make little holes in the bottom of any fencing so they can get through and explore other gardens

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/link-your-garden/

maybe put out some food for them, they mostly enjoy meat-flavoured cat food (both wet food and biscuits)

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/feed-hedgehogs/

maybe even build a hedgehog house and give them a place to stay! (also building one will keep any kids you have busy for a couple hours)

https://www.hedgehogstreet.org/help-hedgehogs/hedgehog-homes/

if you're in the UK or some other place with hedgehogs please remember to put some water out for our spiny friends, it's rather warm and dry at the moment

just a dish of water will be a massive help to them

@wigglytuffitout now there'll be boys all over the yard

@mavica descriptivists rise up!

I mean, if that's what we seem to be doing, I'm not telling anyone to do anything

@mavica kinda wanna get a bunch of hairspray and make it go up instead as a squobit-tail should

the chicken thief was back!

adorable little hedgehog came by again and ate some chicken that we had out for the cats

looks like they might be living next door, they went through the gate into next door's garden to leave

@mavica try the new improved PorgChamp! The best tool for handling porgs

@joshua if cheap interplanetary travel becomes available in my lifetime I'm totally going to fake a moon landing in a soundstage on mars

This is a crime against watchmaking

https://youtu.be/nQopIvE4U78

I want to know what Dominic Cummings has on Boris

It's gotta be some entertaining shit for him not to be fired yet

@wigglytuffitout *general comes up to superman*

"good morning"

*breaks handcuffs effortlessly as he goes to shake their hand*

*everyone is shocked, stares at superman's hand*

"oh... uh... sorry"

*superman sheepishly puts his hands back behind his back*

I'd have thought that after the UK made organ donation an opt-out thing then it'd be easier to donate

But no, they're all "WHAT THE HELL?!" and "WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF A DOZEN SPLEENS IN A PLASTIC SHOPPING BAG?!" and "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"