Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica best robot

@mavica unoconv (Universal Office Converter) apparently has better success than just libreoffice

also apparently SoftMaker FreeOffice has better compatibility

haven't tried either software though

@revolverocelot ellie is her own mech

@colon_three "now some bob marley for you..."

🎶 We're jammin'
I wanna jam it with you
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

@colon_three "you're listening to new york pirate radio, giving you jammin tunes while jamming the police"

@twitter@mastodon.technology "THEY HAD A STOCKPILE OF BRICKS!"

"...that's a house"

"MADE OF BRICKS!"

@twitter@mastodon.technology placing bets that the glass bottles were found inside a recycling bin, the baseball bats were found next to a baseball field, and the metal poles were holding up a fence

Ooh, new Seiko 5s

40mm case, no bezel

https://wornandwound.com/new-watches-in-the-seiko-5-sports-collection-lose-the-dive-bezel-with-their-latest-update

Not 100% sure on them, they feel like they should be field watches but still have the very dive watch styled indices. Bit like the BB41 in that respect but I suspect they'll grow on me

@twitter@mastodon.technology I bet milkshakes would be a decent choice

let's bring that back

@colon_three particularly fond of the english people who say that

and by fond I mean incredulous and filled with the urge to gesture at just... everything

up tesco all the checkouts are surrounded by plexiglass so it looks like they're all in fish cages

on the plexi is a sign saying "please do not touch the glass"

I was so tempted to add "it startles the staff"in sharpie or something

put a gonk on it

@TheGibson @twitter@mastodon.technology please no, nobody wants that mental image

@twitter@mastodon.technology the looters were instead all put on a waiting list and can collect their loot in 12-18 months

those who also chose to loot a Cellini or ladies' Datejust got better places on the list