Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

two chemists walk into a bar

first one says "I'll have some h2o"

second one says "I'll have some h2o too"

bartender gives them both glasses of water because he understands context cues

Excerpt from the journal of advanced cheese science:

"Both single and double Gloucester cheese are well described in literature and the synthesis process of each is well understood, in this paper we shall describe the process of creating the previously theorised triple Gloucester..."

@subnet@snouts.online gotta get that full candy crush experience

@InspectorCaracal yeah, misgendering anyone for any reason is unacceptable

<joking begins>that and men have enough bad press without lumping rowling in with them<joking ends>

Given J K Rowling's insistence that only those who menstruate are women, and the fact that Rowling is 54 and therefore statistically likely to have gone through menopause:

what pronouns are we meant to use for Rowling?

@noelle ...oh for fucks sake

carp diem

FISH DAY

@masklayer goin' for some rocky road eh?

@mavica squobit hit server with wrench

it's super effective!

@stolas@elekk.xyz just goes to show that proper tea is theft

Octodad: Dadliest Catch is in the big bundle for racial justice and equality thing

https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

Get the bundle, donate to charity, and you can pretend to be an octopus! It's very realistic

Right wing vlogger says something about it being good that her favourite tea brand is "not supporting BLM", yorkshire tea responds "we do, fuck off and stop drinking our tea", pg tips joins in on telling her to fuck off with the #solidaritea hashtag and now various other tea companies are following suit

2020 is weird

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/jun/09/yorkshire-tea-and-pg-tips-respond-to-anti-blm-boycott-with-solidaritea

BAGGER 288! BAGGER 288!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

my favourite suggestion for what to do with the space the colston statue was in is to put up a statue of Brian Steele on a lovely carpet-covered plinth

luckily the colston hall was already changing its name when they open after refurbishment

that would have been an utter ballache to push into the river