Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@revolverocelot @mavica nope

nope nope nope

knew there was a reason I migrated to land

@mavica feeth

@Waces I've got alias please="sudo !!"

it reruns the last command with sudo, so any time I put in a command and it tells me I need sudo I just have to say please and it does it

reggie managed to find a nice shady bit

nothing

you can't add a vector to a scaler

@twitter@mastodon.technology yes, then maybe put it on pancakes

@twitter@mastodon.technology the means of production

@mavica moog gornind

@stolas@elekk.xyz we've had several as it happens, they like releasing them to commemorate royal thingies

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout I wonder if phrenology is racist because the massive racists who made it all up were inventing it in order to have a semi-scientific reason for their racism, or if it ended up racist because the people making the bullshit up also happened to be massive racists and that racism bled into the bullshit

a sort of racist chicken or egg question

annoying the bloke at the takeaway by calling the chicken pakoras "indian chicken nuggets"

too hot

octopus is melt

@mavica I think the issue was that it's not used to not slurping up all the data

it got shocked and offended when you said "no, you can't have my contacts"

as an octopus I'm a big fan of more things having arms

*muttering from the side*

oh, the chips, not the appendages, never mind

@mavica monday

more seriously, probably just caffeine tolerance