Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer first thing I'd think of is lecturing despite only a small percentage of staff actually doing that

@evie ROBOT!

so wait, what month is this again?

I think we got an early start on wrath month, is this sloth month already?

Get 150 affection with your pet to continue

*glances at my apprentice cat glaring at me pawing turnips off the table*

I may have made an error

🦔

maybe yugioh? hey satan what can I get for a blue eyes white dragon?

given the usual rule is "don't make deals with the devil" that implies that they make deals for more things than just one's soul, as you only have one of those and couldn't do the implied by the plural multiple trades with it

what other stuff does the devil trade in then? are they really in to magic the gathering and trade cards?

@Siphonay@octodon.social wandering around beating the shit out other languages and raiding their pockets for spare vocab

@mavica ...that's a very good question

@mavica *brings tea and scritches*

personal favourite suggestion for the new name is "The Statue Falls Inn"

Well done to the pub formerly known as the Colston Arms

I've just been informed that Tommy Wiseau has a line of watches

https://www.tommywiseau.com/product-category/watches/

They are much as you'd expect

@mavica sadly yes

*pulls out pocket watch with "miscourse bullshit" on all the hour markers*

don't even know why I bought this one

@mavica it's always miscourse time

@mavica I don't know but according to the internet the answer might be "maybe both" as apparently pms can make those symptoms worse

which majorly sucks and I hate that you're having to deal with that kind of bullshit and I hope you feel better soon