Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@revolverocelot @wigglytuffitout

a ferengi's favourite desert is profit-eroles

@mavica think that's Invicta's corporate slogan

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I'm almost getting concerned, all these people yelling about how "I can't breathe wearing a facemask!" and I'm just walking about with one utterly fine (apart from the fact that my glasses keep slipping down my face now, I should work out something to fix that)

is my mask defective or something because I can breathe without problem? I'm beginning to question it as previously I hadn't considered the fact that people could actually be so goddamned whiny about wearing basic ppe

@jk ring ring ring ring ring ring ring it's a binatone

@mavica oh god yeah, that was not good at all

and they played it for laughs as well, just no, not okay

@mavica oh I hadn't even thought of that

I was thinking like, over a week or something

@mavica current UK prices 1,000 chicken nuggets would be £229.50

...I wanna see this

send any amount of bitcoin to the following address and I'll double it!

shed at the back
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the internet

i don't know how bitcoin works, you can send them in the post right?

you can tell all the eve vets by the fact that we're all going "fuckin' Jita" right now

I mean really, I used to see more interesting stuff in Jita local

yeah this may have been somewhat profitable but only using it for a bitcoin doubler scam shows a distinct lack of creativity

@kai @bhtooefr @venko okay yes at one point I was rocking platforms like that (but in boot form with a bunch of metal) but I think that's unrelated

@evie ...maybe give them a chocolate bar?

lukewarm chocolate?

@mavica YES!

give me something like that!

with a minidisc thing in it too!

I mean, look at this bullshit, it's a lenovo thinkpad something something and they put a proprietary port on the side for connecting a special ethernet adapter

JUST MAKE IT A FEW MIL THICKER AND PUT A PROPER PORT ON THERE YOU BASTARDS