Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica is it a trick question and they're all real?

@mavica misskey any% speedrun

@zatnosk @noelle oh, also this apparently applies to the personal data of persons who are not citizens of the EU and to organisations that may not be based in the EU

last night was... interesting

@zatnosk @noelle that was exactly the interpretation that was given when this came up

because apparently "deleting data" can somehow be interpreted as "processing data" and it's against the GDPR to process data without the consent of the person whose data it is

or at least that's how far I managed to reason it out before I got a headache

@douglasfur tempting but that would require me to have a shrek

if I get on the waitlist now I might get one some time in 2030

@douglasfur the new models have smaller "ears" (the lugs) and a bigger face

this model is green

therefore this model is shrek

@Jo I'm looking forward to hearing how suspending an instance is a violation of the GDPR

given that rolex now has 3 models where the only difference is the bezel (the black submariner, the shrek, and the grover) I wonder if the people making fakes will start doing value packs with a fake sub and two extra coloured bezels so you can wear 3 fake rolexes for the price of one

@mavica all software on that build is from canonical's package manager

is a squobit finding bytes way around a mavigator?

@mavica no good ideas I'm afraid, but that does indeed suck

@mavica *brings you a nice cup of tea*

@revolverocelot

@mavica oh yeah, all kinds of weird shit have cropped up that'd shock people

@mavica ...nah, trying to make any of this make sense is giving me a headache

like I actually have a headache from trying to reason through the arguments

just "hmm... I see this report, I sentence you to b&" *taps hammer*

yes, I do have way too much fun with this