Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

like little gavels with a keyswitch on the head

that'd be fun

does anyone make hammers with a little switch in them that connect to usb and press enter or something?

computerfairi.es should have those of us with banhammer duties have actual banhammers

@mavica I've been doing a fair few lately so I shall hold off and let you do the honours

@mavica I really appreciate you mavi, you've been on the right side of pretty much everything so far even if people haven't necessarily listened

@revolverocelot I wonder what the response would be if they said it would be 5 bucks as a processing fee to unlock that stuff and/or retrieve it from backup

'cause that's a thing they can do under GDPR

(leaving aside the fact the gdpr doesn't count here)

so it's against the GDPR to not keep someone's personal data now?

I... uh... whut?

@stolas@elekk.xyz I'm surprised it's lasted 20 minutes to be honest

imagining @mavica in orb form floating about like weebo

!

it's @mavica ! in orb form!

@mavica it's almost like we can tell the future!

@revolverocelot oh my god that is amazing

@mavica by which I mean "answering the question but trying really hard not to admit I'm english"

@mavica I guess they can call themselves american in the same way I can call myself european

but they never mean that

@revolverocelot I don't know if that's a real thing or not and I am afraid to find out

the reason it has to be named after a muppet is the fact that the first model of sub that had a black dial and green bezel was nicknamed the Kermit and they want to keep the naming scheme going

I am not making a word of this up

there are ongoing arguments as to if the black dial, blue bezel is to be called the Cookie Monster or the Grover

the new green bezel submariner has a larger face and smaller "ears" (lugs)

some smartarses are already calling it the "Rolex Shrek" and I approve