Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
ukpol
"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court
christianity joke
St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing
re: last boost
strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up
Sam the Octopus
boosted
at long last, a category of things that we can definitely prove are not Art Attacks
@InspectorCaracal good point, I've always assumed it was priority order
I want to read the risk assessments
"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"
...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane
@mavica any time computerfairi.es is down I shall remember this and realise that no, we're surprisingly competent by comparison
in which a wigglytuff dislikes somebody the fediverse generally has negative feelings on, but for an extremely petty reason
@wigglytuffitout more of a catgirl parody I think, but yes, also
tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around
not sure I'm doing it right
@wigglytuffitout @scoots you mean to say that isn't cake?
huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)
piracy as a service
get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers
alc
@codl more specifically scrumpy, a wurzels gig, followed up with actual treatment as directed by a medical professional
alc
@codl I might allow it if it was cider, but cider vinegar? nah
@mavica remotely triggered rickroll as an alarm clock
@baronvonjace @revolverocelot makes a lot of sense for that sort of lab work as well
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
