Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Lord Jones of Cheltenham has asked in the House of Lords "whether they [the government] plan to produce a list of laws which can be broken in a specific and limited way without penalty; and if so, when such a list would be available."

https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2020-09-14/hl8064#

@a_breakin_glass @vantablack guilty as charged

@a_breakin_glass @vantablack tactical macrame

@lightone @stolas@elekk.xyz yes, but that can't be verified

soon as you make votes public that strategy gets far more effective

@InspectorCaracal @stolas@elekk.xyz @lightone yep

there are many, many good reasons it's a secret ballot

@stolas@elekk.xyz @lightone also it introduces additional chances to literally buy an election

if it's possible to verify who voted for what then you could reliably buy votes by saying "I'll give 100 bucks to everyone who votes for x"

@Nine there were a load of UT2004 maps made where you are tiny and shooting each other in like, a massive living room

those were fun

venusian microbe furries when

@synthgal happy birfday!

if its an ex box what is it now ahahahah

and whats the deal with airplane food?

we're watching bill and ted's bogus journey in the computerfairi.es discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

@wigglytuffitout I got really excited halfway through that sentence and then immediately was disappointed

I want a burrito the size of a chubby toddler, not one the size of one of their limbs

@a_breakin_glass I do but I've got a shiny admin hat so I sorta have to

Oris just released a watch to commemorate Roberto Clemente, baseball legend and humanitarian

it was in the Big Crown line

they're pilot's watches

he died in a plane crash

A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic

"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements

"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"

apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now

this sounds like a potentially fun hack target

@jacethechicken jacie stands, for xe doesn't have a chair

@Jo well they can't have a tough question, they want everyone to be able to enter it

@Jo they need to put a question in there because otherwise they're running a lottery and that falls under different regulations