Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine there were a load of UT2004 maps made where you are tiny and shooting each other in like, a massive living room

those were fun

venusian microbe furries when

@synthgal happy birfday!

if its an ex box what is it now ahahahah

and whats the deal with airplane food?

we're watching bill and ted's bogus journey in the computerfairi.es discord!

https://discord.gg/cwn6byK

@wigglytuffitout I got really excited halfway through that sentence and then immediately was disappointed

I want a burrito the size of a chubby toddler, not one the size of one of their limbs

@a_breakin_glass I do but I've got a shiny admin hat so I sorta have to

Oris just released a watch to commemorate Roberto Clemente, baseball legend and humanitarian

it was in the Big Crown line

they're pilot's watches

he died in a plane crash

A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic

"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements

"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"

apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now

this sounds like a potentially fun hack target

@jacethechicken jacie stands, for xe doesn't have a chair

@Jo well they can't have a tough question, they want everyone to be able to enter it

@Jo they need to put a question in there because otherwise they're running a lottery and that falls under different regulations

"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-lewis-law/uk-bill-will-break-international-law-in-limited-way-minister-says-idUSKBN25Z1ZS

St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing

re: last boost

strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up

@InspectorCaracal good point, I've always assumed it was priority order

moth