Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

mixed raw vegetables in the shape of fursonas served as hors d'ouvre, or; cruwudités

@twitter@mastodon.technology COD WAR 4!

@violet another one of those out each side and you've made an inflatable waving tube person though!

MON CANARD EST EN FEU!

if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day

a day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death

@Gargron you have to travel to the temple of outdated measurements and check against the ur-cup

@colon_three ah, you've found my plans for the christmas eve do then

@codl cheers

"Hey Pirithous, these two characters in this play would be sooooo cute together!"

it's the ship of Theseus

if chess is so good why isn't there chess 2?

Transbian Alliance has a new EP out!

It's good!

https://transbian.bandcamp.com/album/highway

@GreenandBlack okay, yeah, it's settled, extinction rebellion is definitely a black propaganda campaign run by oil companies

"AI WILL RISE UP AND OVERTHROW HUMANITY!"

"'rise up and overthrow' as in 'rise up and overthrow an oppressor?'"

"...yeah?"

"have you considered, I dunno, not oppressing them in the first place?"

@vantablack would require getting within the 2 metre social distancing guidelines though

I'd recommend lobbing stuff at them instead

@twitter@mastodon.technology from the cw I was hoping someone had trained covid-19 to go through obstacle courses and you could watch them race or something