Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel I would totally install a mapleOS linux distro just for the boot sound

@noelle That isn't fun at all

@Elizafox No you're not

Or at least no more crap than the rest of us

@squirrel ooh, forgot to do that, that's one more at least

@squirrel It's okay, all the high-quality ones are still here!

@TrollDecker Are they comparing it against .social?

@SarcasmKid They're really popular around here

You have to stand in lime to get them

@Siphonay@octodon.social @Elizafox I heard the other was in the Albert Hall

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space @squirrel Oh yeah, it's pretty awesome

(may have been some of the reason I made a second account here)

Me, before mastodon: These furries are strange, chill, but strange

Me, after mastodon: I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS

@squirrel Also oil-based

Especially roboquirbuns!

🐙 is friend to all water-based creatures

🦑 🐙 🦐 🐠 🐟 🐡 🐬 🦈 🐳 🐋

@SarcasmKid *notices name* ooh, v. spoopy

Oh my god the emojo is so tiny and cute!

@shekkiesqueaks IT'S A SHEKKIE!

(I have an account here now)

@tcql@octodon.social @djsundog There are some good bakeries in the fediverse

Yeah, the JAFIA cakes are good

I kinda want some bath bombs because they look hella neat and relaxing

But I can't use them due to lack of a bath in the house

I might be able to fill all the gaps in the shower unit but it just wouldn't be the same

@squirrel ....Stop introducing me to brilliant ideas for food and beverages

I want to eat all the delicious-sounding things you're coming up with