Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Holy shit

Sinn have just released 2 new versions of the 556, one in blue (which is very nice) and one with a black mother of pearl dial that looks fucking stunning

Seriously, look at this fucker here

https://computerfairi.es/media/sMPIWR6138vEa3DnEy4

I'm so glad they got brucie back on strictly

https://computerfairi.es/media/EpMozZ8QhVYTCSCCCZQ

@SarcasmKid I'd make a joke but that'd just be like shooting fish in a barrel

@noelle I would so go to the Burrito Lean-To

@HTHR@cybre.space When you're coding with me, Georgie, you'll float too!

@masklayer @djsundog Bring back cloaks, they're blankets with hoods

@Elizafox what's the difference?

As someone with a quite possibly larger than absolutely necessary collection of things-what-tell-time, DST is rather annoying

@Siphonay@octodon.social Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to @SarcasmKid !

May the day be full of fun and presents and good things

Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

"ejecting" USB drives implies something far cooler than it is

After pressing that button the drive should shoot out of the computer with tiny rockets and then land on a little parachute

@tipsytentacle I, for one, welcome our new bizarre bird-muppet overlords

@SarcasmKid why is it that any time I see that word I think some sort of girl-camcorder hybrid person and not a cybrestripper

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social @bea Barely exist 'round these parts

You either get the bus or pay an arm and a leg for a taxi

Or hire a minibus if there's a lot of you

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social I hadn't considered that that might not be a thing any more

Back when I was doing bar work I'd just have customers ask me to call a taxi for them

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social With ours they just decided to move in and we're dumb enough to keep feeding them because they're adorable

@squirrel You are to us