Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@Elizafox I love the idea of this https://opendime.com/
But that would require a cryptocurrency that's halfway usable as an actual, y'know, currency
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@garbados You certainly could and nobody would mind
I'm technically a landholder on the Scottish island of Islay but the chances of me getting up there are low
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Ah, that'd be it
Looks bloody weird, Worcestershire Sauce labels should be orange damnit!
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Probably just some strange different packaging in america or something, in the UK the labels are bright orange
@noelle @Nine @Skirmisher @aprrrl Labels are the wrong colour, otherwise 10/10
Guess how you pronounce "Bristol"
Also acceptable: brizzle
Guess how you pronounce "Bristol"
Nope, wrong, it's bristle
@Nine 'round these parts it's closer to "wussturshur"
@garbados Oh shit, are those crazy sods still operating?
@garbados Great up until you piss off some country with a navy
@squirrel oh who put you on silent mode again?
*flicks switch back to normal mode*
@bentosmile She stole the bloody milk as well!
You've tried pineapples, oats, yams, and squirty cream. Now try
God please no more food related memes
@bentosmile Yes
Invented by Margaret Thatcher as well
(no, really, she was on the team that invented soft-serve ice cream)
@theoutrider @tom @luluberlu It tastes of orange
The colour, not the fruit
@Sargoth@cybre.space there aren't enough hard drives in the world to hold that
@cassolotl@cybre.space Actually a fair few of them use suet in the mincemeat, check beforehand
@Gargron Literally further, redo the Bebo "A Message from Earth" thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Message_from_Earth
(Bebo users voted on messages to send to Gliese 581c and they hired time on a radio telescope to send it there)
(If there is life there, they're going to be very confused in twelve years)
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
