Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel Hell, if you want to be really prepared there's nothing saying you can't just buy a tombstone ahead of time and make sure it's exactly how you want it, just put in your will "I already have a tombstone, it's in this place I stored it, use that"

@squirrel oh yeah, I'm sure that'd work fine

@squirrel Spike Milligan wanted "I told you I was ill" on his, but the cemetery said no as it would lower the tone or whatever, they compromised on having it written in Irish

@squirrel yes with a proviso, the cemetery you're buried in has to approve what you write on there

@TrollDecker "And today we're joined by Mr. Sandwich and Miss Lesbians, here to talk about how using someone's handle as a proper name makes things weird"

@squirrel *hug*

Reggie (a cat) has a new fun thing to do

He lifts up one corner of the door mat and drops it so it slaps against the floor

It's quite loud

He does this repeatedly any time he wants something so we'll go out and check on him

He's not even our bloody cat

@cassolotl@cybre.space There's only one person who might get it that I can think of who isn't a complete idiot and that's Ruth Davidson, and I'm not sure she wants any part of this shitshow

@cassolotl@cybre.space Replaced by who though?

@er1n @bea @ashkitten@dev.glitch.social @djsundog 'cause they're great

@masklayer If they offer frappucinos or whatever the fuck it's not a "coffee" place, it's a milkshake joint

@inmysocks Here's the link to it https://web.archive.org/web/20100708230258/http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

@inmysocks MIT did a study on tinfoil hats (well, a bunch of bored MIT students did the study)

Turns out tinfoil hats actually amplify radio frequencies assigned to satellite communication and the US government

@HTHR@cybre.space *quietly totals up the numbers* ... ah

@deformedcircus Heh, you would not be the first to try that

IIRC cybre.space might have the largest selection available, each instance has their own special ones though

@deformedcircus That one's a custom emoji, each instance has their own set

Users on all instances can see the custom emoji when it's used, but can only use it themselves if the instance has it added

@dgold Oh yeah, I'm not saying that people shouldn't attribute my toots, just making sure that people know that I have no expectation for them to do so

Huh, one of my toots is going around at the moment and people are actually adding an attribution at the bottom

That's really nice, completely unnecessary but really nice

For future reference I consider any toots I make to be public domain so there's no need for anyone to add attribution but that's lovely

@dragonluvr89 Major shareholders of health insurance companies