Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chuckwendig точно нет

@HTHR@cybre.space Knock 'em dead!

I mean in the figurative sense, actually knocking them dead tends to result in a lower likelihood of employment

Last time we had a twitter influx we had people asking which the queer instances were so they could join them

The answer, of course, is all of them

Grr... Heating broke

It's cold

Huey Lewis would have you believe that it's hip to be square

But @HTHR@cybre.space makes a compelling point that it's even hipper to be hexagonal

@Elizafox @Vann@glitch.social Just one stick?!

Not one packet, but one single solitary stick?!

@noelle I like the term Dunning-Krugerrands

@cypnk Here's one better, and EKG in a business card https://hackaday.com/2016/03/13/ekg-business-card-warms-our-hearts/

Grr... Can't get cmus working inside termux

I wanted to listen to The Space Adventures of General Mibi in a far more authentic feeling music player

@squirrel They could, but if you check in with them while designing it you can make any changes they request rather than leaving that stuff until after you're dead

@squirrel Hell, if you want to be really prepared there's nothing saying you can't just buy a tombstone ahead of time and make sure it's exactly how you want it, just put in your will "I already have a tombstone, it's in this place I stored it, use that"

@squirrel oh yeah, I'm sure that'd work fine

@squirrel Spike Milligan wanted "I told you I was ill" on his, but the cemetery said no as it would lower the tone or whatever, they compromised on having it written in Irish

@squirrel yes with a proviso, the cemetery you're buried in has to approve what you write on there

@TrollDecker "And today we're joined by Mr. Sandwich and Miss Lesbians, here to talk about how using someone's handle as a proper name makes things weird"

@squirrel *hug*

Reggie (a cat) has a new fun thing to do

He lifts up one corner of the door mat and drops it so it slaps against the floor

It's quite loud

He does this repeatedly any time he wants something so we'll go out and check on him

He's not even our bloody cat

@cassolotl@cybre.space There's only one person who might get it that I can think of who isn't a complete idiot and that's Ruth Davidson, and I'm not sure she wants any part of this shitshow

@cassolotl@cybre.space Replaced by who though?

@er1n @bea @ashkitten@dev.glitch.social @djsundog 'cause they're great