Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Next April we should really send Lance Ulanoff something

Maybe a cake with "Mastodon's not dead yet motherfucker" on it

@squirrel is now l33t!

@tom [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo *Click*

@HTHR@cybre.space Hey, I don't have any I don't use...

Hang on

Wait, yes I do, forgot about that one

@djsundog Ah, so your garage is the court of the crimson king, always wondered where that was

Christmas gift idea: A nicely leather bound book of the giftee's finest shitposts

@tcql@octodon.social I think most of us are just taking the piss for the sake of taking the piss

@CoyoteWags blub

Huh... counter.social accepts connections from digital ocean droplets

Probably from all other cloud/vps providers as well

So.... all this blocking IP ranges to "prevent foreign government interference" can be bypassed for 5 bucks

10/10 thinking it through there chummer

*glances at the discourse*

Fucking yanks

@benhamill I call 'em "fuckin massive buildings" meself

@squirrel you can probably do it with xrandr

@Gargron think so, people should just use the other instances until the main ones are up

oh wait

@Elizafox Don't we already have the ending?

I seem to recall @HTHR@cybre.space made it

@djsundog Where can I redeem this voucher for a free hexafriend?

@TrollDecker @er1n @jk Did they hit them slowly, hit them quick?