Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel true fact, I use the phrase "Burn that bridge when we get to it" far more often than the proper version

@chosafine@instance.business If you still think tortillas are better, it wasn't truly good bread

Get yourself some rye bread if you need something substantial, some boule if you like crust, brioche for something sweet, sourdough is always lovely, a big slab of white bloomer with a ploughman's, ciabatta for paninis

Fuck I love bread

@chosafine@instance.business That just lets me know that you've never had good bread

Thing I want but have no ability to make:

Console web browser with support for CSS, JavaScript, and images

Basically a modern web browser that doesn't need x running

Also it should support gopher

@Vann@glitch.social SAME

Week off, lots of snacks, entire run of Voyager

@grime_witch Oh yeah, I'm far from an expert as well, but from the hollywood movies I recall that mention Mexico or Mexicans it's either Dia de Muertos or about cartels

@grime_witch state of the world as it is I'm taking anything not being as bad as it possibly could be as a win

But yeah, Hollywood has some work to do on the representation of Mexican people

@grime_witch suppose it could be worse, they could all be about Cinco de Mayo

@squirrel noticed: squirrel

@VOID @nightpool@cybre.space @chr@cybre.space @turbodragon @claire @candle @modernmodron @HTHR@cybre.space goddamnit

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net @rey @masklayer @typhlosion Screw that, we got a jailbreak, we're running them unsigned genders now

@squirrel that probably should have come a lot sooner but at least it's eventually happened

@masklayer It's nice and simple and gets the message across

@masklayer A tshirt with "I'M GAY" written on it in big friendly rainbow letters

@squirrel glarbo

@cypnk I don't know why but I expected that to be the other Charles Bronson

@Siphonay@octodon.social it looks like it should be a beard but instead it's covered in skin

@squirrel

Y'know what? With current events being what they are I think it might be time to bring out some of the old classics

OOOOHHHHH Hitler, he only had one ball
Goering, had two but very small
Himmler, had something similar
And Goebbels had no balls at all