Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

🎶 On the first day of Christmas Rob Mueller gave to me
🎶 A Mike Flynn guilty plea

Aldi are currently selling jeroboams of prosecco

I kinda want a fuck-off huge bottle of wine but I'd be the only bugger drinking it and as strong as my constitution is I'm not sure it can gracefully handle 3 litres of wine in one sitting

@squirrel YAY SQUIRRELFRIEND

@revenant Is the Wu-tang-heist-with-Bill-Murray clause still in effect?

LB: ONE MILLION USERS

(okay, it's less than that not counting people who have left and alt accounts, but it's still a pretty number)

@fruchtblase@cybre.space yeah, it's called the kama sutra

My condolences to our comrades working retail and/or hospitality

The christmas music has started

@Vann@glitch.social *while lobbing a molotov* Don't forget, we've got complimentary copies of the communist manifesto in the lobby, they're next to the fursuits

@chosafine@instance.business I recall some people making something called Jasper or something which is similar to alexa/siri/google home and is open source

@chosafine@instance.business Hey, you could get a several year old thinkpad and put a relatively easy to use linux distro on there as well!

Chromebook's probably easier though

@tom #! was pretty damn awesome

@typhlosion I would certainly watch the hell out of that

@squirrel WOO! HELL YEAH!

As a measure of how Strong and Stable™️ the UK government is, after GQ released their Jan/Feb cover with "Election Special" written on it we're all sitting here wondering if they mean the local government elections or if they know something we don't

@cassolotl@cybre.space local government elections maybe?

Although Morgan Stanley are predicting a 2018 general election so they might know something we don't