@squirrel aww... cat!
thoughts
@Elizafox DAMNIT! THE SHOPS LIED TO ME!
THEY TOLD ME THAT SOCKS WERE THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR THE PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING, NOT POWER
@Elizafox they're still burning then
If you're stuck on what to give someone for Christmas, a collection of @squirrel's albums purchased via bandcamp would make a fantastic gift!
@squirrel I can only think that album title is so the following happens:
"What album is that?"
"I have no idea"
"But you're always listening to that"
"I have no idea"
"Come on, you downloaded it"
"GODDAMNIT I HAVE NO IDEA"
@squirrel As for other ones, I have no idea...
@squirrel Space Adventures of General Mibi, Splinter Zone, and uh... Quantum Supermarket
@tom Zuckerberg, Musk is very obviously a Special Circumstances agent
trump
@envgen I'd say people would be more likely to line the motorcade route holding bricks than american flags
They'd be real bricks though
@inmysocks it's got the nickname Disk Destroyer for a reason
@dog They'll open the safe deposit box it's stored in and find only a simple note
"We got here first
~ Wu-Tang Clan and Bill Murray"
@brokenfingers MARINARA
@Gargron just get some of the dragons milling about to give you some fire
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple