Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel aa

Whoever invented the electric blanket deserves a medal

@kibi "I got out of bed this morning and YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!"

Oooh, this is a very nice looking watch

https://www.timex.com/browse/collections/marlin/

Re-issue of the Timex Marlin, hand-wound mechanical, 34mm size

Only thing that puts me off is that it uses a Seagull ST6 movement which I know little to nothing about and information about it is pretty scarce

Oh, also the fact that I don't need a new watch right now and I'm actually saving up for a different one

@noelle Hey, I'm... closer to 30 than I am to 25 and I've done bugger all

@vantablack that's what I understand it as

I'd do a me one year ago vs. me now post but I don't have any pictures of me a year ago and can't really be bothered taking one of me now

@cypnk I'd probably just attach the bottle opener to the forearm so it can be used without having to grip it in robot fingers

Besides, why have a cool cybernetic arm if you can't use it like a swiss army knife?

@HTHR@cybre.space I'm disappointed you didn't hide the Tim Allen AEUHHH? in there somewhere

@bringles@glitch.social @edensaesthetic they're like beanie babies

except digital, and you can breed two together to get another one

On the @squirrel stream I look away for 5 seconds and return to a screen announcing "It's MR PANTS!"

Yep, that seems about right

@grime_witch Also, downloading Limewire Pro from Limewire