Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@vantablack gotta get them cryptokitties

@vantablack You can make a small alcohol burning stove from a drinks can

On top of that you can put a can of beans or something

Yum, hobolicious!

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

@vantablack huh? What does ******* mean?

@jk US: cheese

UK: ew what the fuck is that lump of congealed chemicals

@007@mastodon.cloud @jk It's cream, it squirts out the can, squirty cream is a perfectly good term for it

@Eldritch_Horrorgirl welcome to masto, feel free to help yourself to the buffet

@candle what power?

Ready Layer One: Ernest Cline's novel of nerd wankery but all the characters are now fibre optic and ethernet cables

@HTHR@cybre.space don't forget: became mastodon's favourite 6-sided shape

tired: merchandising
wired MECHANISING

this is my mech, a human suit

I'm actually a small octopus piloting this thing that looks like your average human-type body

@dolfsquare we don't put much effort into memes these days as we tend to kill them within about 30 minutes

@dolfsquare we say "this is my mech, " then add something silly at the end as its name

That's pretty much all there is to it

this is my mech, bob

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(to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth)