Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@jeff Content really depends on who you follow, but I've noticed a lot more people posting neat things here than twitter
Also, low, low volume of life sucking threads, and those that are are usually behind a content warning so you can decide not to look at them
@HTHR@cybre.space I'll infiltrate the graveyard in the dead of night with a crew of covert stonemasons carrying silenced chisels to quietly correct all the headstones
@tohuvabohu@cybre.space ...that might just be more effective than encrypting it
My thoughts on encrypting personal data:
If the NSA or GCHQ want my data, I'm gonna mildly inconvenience the fuck outta them
@vantablack that's bullshit, people should be able to wear bananas anywhere they like
Put on my blue jean shorts
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the furry sharks
In the middle of the pouring rain
Oh dear gargamel, won't you look down over me
Yeah, I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be
Then I'm walking in Bemphis
Walking with my paws next door to the eels
Walking in Bemphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?
@blackle@dev.glitch.social *word, rather
@blackle@dev.glitch.social ...selachii?
It's hard to think of an 8 letter work for shark
@jessiscah24 I do not want to know the context for that
@soft_chomps@glitch.social in terms of the amount, both(ish)
@blackle@dev.glitch.social ooh, I'll have to keep an eye out in aldi
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@brokenfingers "The accumulated 💩 of all their 
and 🔫 will foam up about their 
and they will look up and shout 📣 "Save us!"
... and I'll 
and whisper "🙅"
@soft_chomps@glitch.social cool, cheers
Hm, we are going dark today
Also, is it slander or libel if it's written down? I think I might have to know that if Roy Moore's lawyer calls
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uspol, roy moore, incredibly distasteful joke
@noelle @Elizafox @troubleMoney part of me wants to scream NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN but the other part can't stop snickering
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uspol, roy moore, incredibly distasteful joke
@Elizafox @troubleMoney I don't know why Moore is so disappointed; I thought he preferred to come in a little behind
uspol, roy moore, bad joke
Saddened by his loss in the election, Roy Moore went into a bar and ordered a 12 year old scotch
She didn't like it
@witchfynder_finder @RithsAttendant Basically a bunch of tech people realised "Oh, .io domains are available, that looks a bit like input/output"
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
