Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle are they any regs saying that the official documents have to be entirely in english?

'cause code-switching any time any of those words would be used would technically get around that

@squirrel I'd offer to help out but I know a lot less about it than you do

@jk but just think of the feeling of achievement you got when it finally worked!

nah, it does indeed suck

@squirrel All the above!

@benhamill @Vann@glitch.social I'm a brit, you're all filthy yanks to us

MOTORISED BEDS

Motorise all beds

Do whatever you need to do all day without having to ever leave your comfy bed!

@squirrel I was thinking more ones with fur are furry, ones with scales are scaly, etc. but I'll take that

@ajroach42 here's where I got it from, slurp away to your heart's content

http://watchguy.co.uk/technical/

Want a service manual for a Rolex? I got it, Valjoux? got it, Seiko? got it

I AM THE KING OF WATCH MANUALS NOW

God I'm a nerd

I came across an open directory of watch servicing manuals

So of course now I have 3.5 GB of watch servicing manuals sitting in my computer

@squirrel hi gay and furry, I'm pan and... aquatic and squishy?

What's the proper term for an octopus-type person anyway?

@HTHR@cybre.space HOLY SHIT!

GO YOU! THAT'S AWESOME

@grime_witch just make it woolier

sheep are just wooly dogs aren't they?

@jessiscah24 what about smores, hm? The devil is tempting, is he not, with his chocolate and marshmallow

make all squirrels comfy by giving them cookies and little blankets

@Vann@glitch.social put a little tiny blanket out there then

with some cookies

the squirrel can collect them later

@Vann@glitch.social the squirrel looks cold out there, you should give the squirrel a blanket

@grime_witch not at all, if you were, I wouldn't be following you