Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
After a review of Proudhon's journals it's been discovered that he only ever drank herbal tea
Because apparently proper tea is theft
@SuricrasiaOnline two boneless fish tits and a curry sauce please
@Gargron smoke grenades and vuvuzelas anyone?
@ryusei just make sure it's plant-based oil
A tin of 3-in-1 doesn't work that well
@ryusei would also work, yeah
@ryusei I'm sure you could use a spatula for it
There's very little a spatula can't be used for in a pinch
@ryusei wasn't Roman bathing tradition covering yourself in olive oil and then scraping it off?
@candle ...it isn't?
shit.
knife, cute final fantasy creature
@Vann@glitch.social yes, yes it can
@djsundog 
everything's in line of sight if you have a tower tall enough
Hellsite
@Elizafox Even Britain First use that tactic, despite the fact that one of their members literally murdered an MP
@squirrel probably didn't help I was doing bar work at that point
Protip: if massively hungover, don't be behind a bar
@squirrel oh yeah, with me it was no hangovers, no hangovers, no hangovers, OH GOD KILL ME
@squirrel you lucky sod, I only have to look at a drink and I have a hangover the next morning
@squirrel yay!
If you have a hangover I suggest those isotonic sports drinks
Unless you can get rigged up to a saline IV
uspol, literal newspeak, systemic violence
@noelle are they any regs saying that the official documents have to be entirely in english?
'cause code-switching any time any of those words would be used would technically get around that
@squirrel I'd offer to help out but I know a lot less about it than you do
@jk but just think of the feeling of achievement you got when it finally worked!
nah, it does indeed suck
@squirrel All the above!
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
