Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@kibi hey, tell us where you got these super comfy pants from and we'll buy our own
language gender
@Elizafox 6th brain: everything is thing, this thing, that thing, 'tother thing
@blackle@dev.glitch.social a show framed as a monster-of-the week, but both the protagonists are aliens and it's actually normal mundane stuff they're investigating
"Oh my god, this crazed lunatic is putting boxes out next to everyone's houses! Why is he doing that!?!"
- is actually the mailman
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@Elizafox ah yeah, exceptions to every rule of course
I'd argue it's fine for singular/plural/whatever and it's been used that way for centuries but that doesn't exactly convince anyone that thinks otherwise
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@Elizafox I just default to "they"
Hardly anyone gets annoyed by "they"
Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?
All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely
@gdkar @KitRedgrave@glitch.social Well the French call us Le Rosbifs
FCC, net neutrality, funny
Now, this is either someone taking the piss, or nobody bothered to sanity check the names and addresses given to the bots
From a comment the FCC received about net neutrality: "The unprecedented regulatory power the Obama Administration imposed on the internet is smothering innovation, damaging the American economy and obstructing job creation."
The comment is allegedly from a Mr. B. Obama
https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filing/1051157755251
Yeah. That one.
A General looks out on a piece of grassland, on it are hundreds of people in black and white striped shirts, their faces painted snow white, all of them pretending to be locked inside boxes
"GOD DAMNIT COLONEL, I SAID A MINE FIELD"
@squirrel nobody could ever replace you, you're unique and special in a way that only you will ever be and we all love you for it
Death mention
@ryusei I like a memento mori as much as anyone else, but an app reminding you five times a day seems excessive
@squirrel add me to the list of people that have no idea
alternate authoritarian gender is fake
@KitRedgrave@glitch.social ...not necessarily the worst timeline to find ourselves in
food, pda
@HTHR@cybre.space @VOID I'm surprised so much awesome can be held in one room
suicide
@squirrel *offers hugs and headpats and good things*
@masklayer garyOldmanEVERYONE.gif
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
