Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@chosafine@instance.business *types the password "A1"* ...I'm in

@starbright Welcome to mastodon!

@kibi we cut off the bottom of the legs to turn them into jorts

@jessiscah24 I have a preference for buttery biscuit base personally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk

tube is a silly sounding word

tube

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tuuuuuuuuuube

If everyone here created duck 'sonas then Masto definitely wouldn't be an echo chamber

@kibi by reflection you mean drinking right?

anti-depressants... tea... an-tea-depressants?

Twinings English Breakfast Citalopram!

@HTHR@cybre.space CONGRATS!

@squirrel @turbodragon I don't know what "danger syrup" is but it sounds awesome

@gcupc@glitch.social @squirrel apparently just south of 44 thousand followers, so fairly tough to beat

@squirrel @gcupc@glitch.social I have no idea, but it might be

@squirrel @gcupc@glitch.social gargamel is a girl and refused dates with all of hn?

@noelle IIRC they also kept fucking up the length of years because the dude deciding how long a year was was a politician and political terms were for a length of a year

So if people he didn't like were in power, short year, people he liked, long year

@plsburydoughboy Haven't used those particular books, but No Starch Press are legit

@squirrel I prefer it after it's been distilled into whisky

@Vann@glitch.social damn, no octopus princess

Uhhhhh.... mimic princess