Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@turbodragon I kinda guessed not, but I'm not quite sure just how not good it would be

@turbodragon also what the hell is ranch dressing?

We don't have that here

@turbodragon of course it's Lester's Fixins

King of sodas that should never have been made

not even entirely sure what it is

True fact: I've never had eggnog

@tcql @chosafine@instance.business yep, we are

@jessiscah24 I'd hesitate to call any of the discourse here "high quality"

@noelle also a very good option

@noelle shit

If the roads are likely to be that shitty next year we're going to have to find you some snow chains or something

@squirrel awesome!

you'll have to show them off sometime

@squirrel ooh, are they all pretty colours?

Conspiracy theory:

Tom is actually Tom from MySpace and they made a made a masto account to remember how it feels to be followed by everyone

@ElfLord @masklayer could very easily have been either

Mmm... Aldi gin

Cheap and surprisingly nice

Just have to take a sharpie to the bottle before you give it to any Irish people

@kibi wouldn't the ska emojo just be some black and white check?

@ElfLord but he does skive off for three days around easter