Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@somarasu very nice rig

I'm running an x230 at the moment, very similar key layout

@Ulfra_Wolfe did this story take place in brizzle?

(actual local dialect for Bristol, UK)

@somarasu I've got mine set to pressing both shift keys at the same time

Feels like turning two keys to unlock the nuclear warheads

I should really get some campari and vermouth rosso in

I feel like having negronis

@calvin @Elizafox I heard 20

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social only one way to find out

@tw so it's alcoholic custard?

@turbodragon I kinda guessed not, but I'm not quite sure just how not good it would be

@turbodragon also what the hell is ranch dressing?

We don't have that here

@turbodragon of course it's Lester's Fixins

King of sodas that should never have been made

not even entirely sure what it is

True fact: I've never had eggnog

@tcql@octodon.social @chosafine@instance.business yep, we are

@jessiscah24 I'd hesitate to call any of the discourse here "high quality"

@noelle also a very good option

@noelle shit

If the roads are likely to be that shitty next year we're going to have to find you some snow chains or something

@squirrel awesome!

you'll have to show them off sometime

@squirrel ooh, are they all pretty colours?