Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@isha Hi! Nor do any of the rest of us!

@DistroJunkie In my ideal set-up of society everyone would come together to do what they can to support the elderly and honour the work they did for the community so you wouldn't need the "retirement fund" bit to enjoy your later years

Yes, that may take a little longer than one year to accomplish

- Get out the house more
- Make things
- Take better care of the corporeal form I inhabit
- Destroy capitalism

@theZacAttacks@cybre.space @blackle@dev.glitch.social and an even better ISP operator!

Documentary footage of average Twitter users being introduced to Mastodon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ

@noelle okay, plain text cannot quite convey the sheer volume of that man

@noelle I think you mean BRIAN BLESSED

@halcy @shel that would actually explain a lot

@csos95 @noelle I just take two random words from the 1000 or so most common english words, put them together and capitalise them

If it's good enough for the NSA, it's good enough for me

@squirrel very good indeed

@squirrel I don't know, the code looks reasonable enough to me, although then again I'm not an actual programmer

@squirrel so you've got the moving water, all you'd need to add is some wavy text, some music, and cram it into an arbitrary number of bytes and you've got a demo!

@squirrel it's a happy little tree

Oh, seems that Easter Sunday is on April 1st this year

I can tell some people are going to make some sort of commentary on that

@squirrel Depends which version, the Dante one has a big frozen lake of stuff in the middle