Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@er1n THAT BITCH!

I GONNA GO GET MY PORG BACK!

Uhh... Just double checking, which century is it?

"Freemasons are blocking reform, says Police Federation leader"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/31/freemasons-blocking-reform-police-federation-leader

@Noelle808 very 80's, could be a good look

Going along with my "take marginally better care of the corporeal form I inhabit" resolution, I should get a manicure

Or at the very least trim my nails with something other than a leatherman multitool

@djsundog that's an impressive kitty!

@vantablack I have it on good authority that nobody knows how magnets work

@vantablack lots of references to backtrack linux because his sources were all late oughts youtube videos called "how 2 hack lol"

@vantablack floppy disks

Climatic moment and.... oh, it's corrupted

"We should have spent more on disks, the cheap ones are crap"

@vantablack or go the other way around, group that uses sophisticated vr/ar suddenly disappears one by one because of a hole in the ground that they couldn't see in vr

@vantablack Yeah, making something phosphorescent and safe to breathe in might be a bit of an ask

Then you've got to light the stuff up, which is either putting LEDs in the vape to charge it or radioactive isotopes

The second idea is particularly bad

@vantablack might be tricky to find glow in the dark dyes that are safe for inhalation, but it would look pretty damn cool

This is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW7XLBrBByA

The Bandai 8ban, it's a tiny record player that plays tiny records

If someone released an updated version of this and music was available on the format I'd buy the hell out of it

@squirrel a homo gay year to you too!

@noelle you have leftovers?!

I'll give you an arm for some curry

Not mine, obviously, I've got a starfish friend who owes me a favour