Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@masklayer an alien is definitely going to come collapsing out that ceiling in a minute

It'll be complaining that the ducts are too small for it

@kibi y'see, that sounds like every morning you come to a state of understanding with 5 bowls of cereal and 8 sandwiches before breakfast

@squirrel If I had a dollar for every time I've gotten a reaction like that...

I'd have no dollars

@squirrel Hey, I've got a surprise for you!

*brings out lettuce larger than maple's head*

@squirrel *feeds carrots to the bunbot*

Error 404: Gender Not Found

@jk does it have to be a guitar?

Maybe you can rock one of those otamatone things

@SuricrasiaOnline well, I suppose you've got to save space somewhere what with the 10 petabytes of gender being transferred every second

@squirrel That is incredibly impressive

@squirrel glorbl

@er1n THAT BITCH!

I GONNA GO GET MY PORG BACK!

Uhh... Just double checking, which century is it?

"Freemasons are blocking reform, says Police Federation leader"

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/31/freemasons-blocking-reform-police-federation-leader

@Noelle808 very 80's, could be a good look

Going along with my "take marginally better care of the corporeal form I inhabit" resolution, I should get a manicure

Or at the very least trim my nails with something other than a leatherman multitool

@djsundog that's an impressive kitty!