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@Thaminga @colon_three American company as it happens

They had a presence in Oxford, UK and sponsored Oxford United

Whole team had to play with "WANG" in big letters on their chests

They're all shocked by what's on the screen

Is... is that a resonance cascade

Darlings did you just open up your first portal to Xen, the Border World

Did your Mummy and I not just give you the Talk about Being Careful With Your Elder Invocations

We don't want to have to take the Apple II away from you but there's Responsible Logo and there's Not Responsible Logo

Now which kind of Logo do you think this was

archive.org/stream/byte-magazi

mastodon.social/media/BppbmC1E

@natecull damn it, I TOLD THEM NOT TO ADD THE NON-EUCLIDEAN FUNCTIONS

@noiob It's got 1000m of solid rock above it

Said nothing about what was at the sides

@Siphonay@octodon.social I wanted Capaldi as Malcolm Tucker

That would have been fun

@Elizafox Well, compared to the average non-technical Apple users, they could be considered geniuses (in a very limited field, in a very limited way)

And the bar is under the table, it's 3 foot of steel and they use it on neckbeards that wander in to talk shit

work weird 

@masklayer an alien is definitely going to come collapsing out that ceiling in a minute

It'll be complaining that the ducts are too small for it

@kibi y'see, that sounds like every morning you come to a state of understanding with 5 bowls of cereal and 8 sandwiches before breakfast

@squirrel If I had a dollar for every time I've gotten a reaction like that...

I'd have no dollars

@squirrel Hey, I've got a surprise for you!

*brings out lettuce larger than maple's head*

@jk does it have to be a guitar?

Maybe you can rock one of those otamatone things

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