Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel it's you, the furry, fluffy, adorable robosquirbun!
@Elizafox well, maybe not die, just them getting the shits and then recovering would be fine
@Elizafox Considering the kind of people getting into this trend, not soon enough
@anthracite I'm not sure if I want to have a shoulder dragon, or be a shoulder dragon
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@troubleMoney can't leak into user space if there is no user space https://mastodon.social/media/Z9p-1K_vn45vl8srDbM
@chr@cybre.space that may be the entire reason it's not affected by the bug, yes
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In MY day the only cryptocurrency we had was whatever coins you plucked out of a crypt after having defeated its unholy occupants.
Turns out TempleOS isn't affected by the Intel bug
Which I'm sure is good news for all one people that use it
Oh hey, it's @er1n's birthday?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!
@brokenfingers COVERED IN BEES
@ryusei Hey, the ALS and the Daytona are both good watches
It's not like I posted a Hublot or something
@ryusei watch collecting can be an expensive hobby
@ryusei extra credit
a watch:
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/paul-newman-worlds-most-expensive-wristwatch
a private island in the bahamas:
https://www.privateislandsonline.com/caribbean/bahamas/the-berry-islands/frozen-cay
@ryusei it's like you're not even trying
A fairly nice looking house:
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43642952#KoFVSZKtzFjSBCRt.97
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We can 
if we want to
We can leave your 
behind
'Cause your don't
And if it don't
Then it's no of mine
@squirrel I think nextcloud is the current hotness in owncloud type things
Been meaning to set up something like that myself
logan paul, just generally talking about youtube
@turbodragon little from column a, little from column b
crossing the line the other way anyway
@sydneyfalk @djsundog @gdkar Brings a new level to the remark "Eat me"
@sydneyfalk @gdkar @djsundog that's a misconception
Sharks don't want to eat people, they're just curious about what we are!
Unfortunately their only way to work out what we are happens to be their big chompers
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
