Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@HTHR@cybre.space 0xDEADBEEF

@djsundog I hear the tricks that he does are ever so clever

Consider: Collab between Game Freak and DC

Would result in a big city with a crime problem being home to Zubatman

Zubatarangs! I choose you!

@sydneyfalk fair enough

In that case you'll probably be looking at getting it to fit a Vortex Pok3r or a KBParadise V60, those two seem to be the most common 60% boards avaialbe

Although making it fit a Tex Yoda would also give you a trackpoint and some mouse keys

@sydneyfalk It's pretty easy to make your own mechanical keyboards from scratch, all you need to do is lay out the switches in a vaguely keyboard shape, wire them together in a matrix, and pass it on to a teensy or similar that can speak USB

After that it's just designing a case, which you're half doing anyway with the bay

@sydneyfalk Maybe something a little more hefty than a rasPi and some shorter than standard mech switches in the keyboard but hell yeah that'd be cool

@HTHR@cybre.space that is a large and impressive hexagon

H. Moser & Cie. are at it again

They're masters at taking the piss and this time it's basically the entire Swiss watch industry that are the target

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/h-moser-swiss-icons-watch-introducing

This is after them previously taking the piss out of the iWatch ( https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/moser-swiss-alp-watch-s-introducing ) and basically everything ( https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/h-moser-swiss-mad-watch-swiss-cheese-limited-edition-venturer-introducing )

Yes, the case of that second one is made out of cheese

LB: I seriously can't tell if this is a joke or not

Cryptocurrencies are beyond satire

@squirrel I will cuddle any and all emotional robots

(if they want to be cuddled, if they don't, I won't)

Holy crap

https://melv1n.com/iphone-performance-benchmarks-after-spectre-update/

Up to 50% performance drop on iphones after the spectre security patch

Not content with taking over every other industry, robots are coming for the stripping jobs

https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/950587082388406272