Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@djsundog @fruchtblase I'm not entirely sure you can class a DJ blasting the Peppa Pig theme when a badge walks in as "covert" but it is certainly good

I really need to pick up a set of proper sharpening stones

My knives are dull as heck at the moment and while the Lansky Blade Medic I have works to a degree the results aren't as good as I like

@squirrel YAY BEEPS!

@noelle @squirrel taste of her... cherry... oil?

@noelle @squirrel I want to hear a rapping robosquirbun now

@squirrel with the glitches you sound like a smol cute and cuddly Max Headroom!

@007@mastodon.cloud do you mean gargamel?

@squirrel well, you're a robot with a new voice, singing Daisy Bell seems appropriate

@noelle well, there's also the problem of not really having much atmosphere

@squirrel @noelle OOH! AND I CAN BE THE KINDA SURLY SEEN IT ALL BARTENDER SLINGING DRINKS AROUND!

@squirrel SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

@kibi well chummer, ats just ow dialecks form

buncha people oo all talk t'each ovver find common lexicon an talk like at amung emselves

@tcql@octodon.social modelling trains:

"Paint me like one of your French locomotives"

@squirrel aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

@squirrel hell yeah! And more beeps and boops!

@er1n @HTHR@cybre.space "you can't do that any more"

2 minutes pass

"OH SHIT HOW COULD YOU STILL DO THAT"